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Thursday, May 4th, 2006
7:15 pm - My Birthday
SO my birthday was on May 2nd and I had a blast...
On Sunday before...we sat on my porch and drank beer and chilled...Monday we had a dinner for another guy who's birthday was May 2nd and then I went home and went to sleep and got surprised by "Midnight Margaritas!" with several people and my roommates! It Rocked! If you've ever seen "Practical Magic" that's where it came from! ;)D yay!
Then Had a nice chill day...went to the valley...yeah I know Why? ...lol...but I had to go to Michaels and then we went out that night! HAD FUN!! FUN!!! FUN!!!

I love it! Thanks everyone!

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7:15 pm - Anat Dychtwald Strikes Again!
Yes the less than lovely Anat Dychtwald did it again! So this confirms that she's a bigger BITCH than originally thought! I know, seemingly impossible right? but now! She at least waits to be sat this time...and when they bring Ms. Anat Dychtwald to her table there was a stroller on one side (just check your fucking strollers people) and someone's bags on the other side (When you go out to eat, taking three tables for you purchases is wrong). This would, agreeably, make ME a bit put out, but I would understand. Well, Ms. Dychtwald "guffaws" says "No" and storms out of the restaurant like a petulant child! Come on Anat Dychtwald...You're not that important as to make a fuss over something so fucking trivial and treating people that are just trying to do their jobs so unacceptablly!

So you ruin my favourite episode of Coupling and you're just making me more angry! Come off it!

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Friday, April 21st, 2006
6:55 pm - FURIOUS AT Anat Dychtwald!
I'm so fucking ANGRY!!! Yes, almost EVERONE would say...who the fuck is Anat Dychtwald????
Yes...quite obscure! Anat Dychtwald is a lady I had the pleasure to see in "Coupling Season 1: The Girl With Two Breasts" and the GREAT MISFORTUNE to come in contact with!

The BBC Show "COUPLING" is one of my all time Favourite sitcoms Domestic or abroad! It just so happens to be BBC...So, I have every season on DVD and LOVE it. One of my favourite episodes was, and I repeat WAS, "The Girl With Two Breasts" Very Very Very Funny!!!

All of that is back story. I've lived here in LA for a year now and have had the pleasure of serving several celebrities and most of whom are greater than Anat Dychtwald. And the greatest majority have been quite pleasurable to be serving or just having them in the same environment. The story actually begins several days ago, I'd day Wednesday? I walked off the patio, where I was serving, and saw this woman carrying a baby and a highchair and my Manager approaching her. "Excuse me? May I help you?" and the woman started to make a fool of herself and yelled at her saying "I come here all the time and there's always a wait, and there's always several tables opened. This is ridiculous and I'm going to sit down and be served." She gave my manager the most ARROGANT smirk that sickened me! I'm always amazed by guests that come into a restaurant and treat the staff horriblly, and expect everything their way and in their own timing. Restaurants run by a certain order and they are that way for a reason...most of the time. Anyway, this woman sat herself and her baby at a table in a station that didn't have a server...I told the manager to not send anyone over...but this woman accosted another server and talked her into serving her...She was impatient, insullent, rude, and just a plain Cunt!!! FUCKING BITCH!!! It took me several hours to recall where I'd seen her, but I'd just watched that specific episode just days before, yes...that woman, the total fucking bitch cunt is Anat Dychtwald!!!

I don't do this but I'm furious that she, first of all, treated someone like she did and secondly am furious that I can NEVER watch that episode and enjoy it....EVER agian!! I'll forever watch that episode thinking "What a fucking cunt!" I'm UBER FURIOUS and I seriously hope that when she, or someone else googles her name, that she reads this and seriously reconsiders her treatment of others!

I also hope that she or someone else can instill in her poor child the importantce of treating others with respect despite their job or social status.

Nice manners Ms. Anat Dychtwald!!!

current mood: FURIOUS

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Monday, April 17th, 2006
2:55 pm
I've been trying to kick this "YICKINESS" for the last two and a half week! Uggghhh! I have chest congestion and drainage and ICK! Last night I couldn't go to sleep cause I was coughing this god only knows what out of my lungs, finally took some cough supressant with and expectorant (I like that word, it's so unassuming) and went to sleep for two hours and at 4am woke up again with a tribe of mini mucogens trying desperately to cling to my lungs while I try to dislodge them! YUGGGHHH! So now with the Tyloneol Cold SEVER Congestion formula...I'm hopeing to evict that mucous for good! as I'm sure everyone wanted to know about that, I'll continue on to another topic!

My Script! I'm in the process of trying to do a rewrite on my script. I'm kind of stressed because I think I have some ideas but them I'm all "uhhh, then what?" Seriously, I'm just ready to finish this, sell it, and move on with my life! ;) lol

~~~MANDATORY RANT ON TIPPING~~~
Ok...Easter Rocked...even though work started off slowly...I got Hella Good Timps! It ROCKED!! After last week getting $2 tip on some Prissy Latin Queens bill of $139. If you're reading this....YOU BITCHES SUCK!!! Serving is a neverending flip of the coin. Everyone should know that it's customary to tip %20 in a cloth napkin restaurant...it just is! I don't make shit witout your tips! But they don't...or they do and just choose to be BITCHES! I know, I know...you say...Karma! and I say YES...Karma...BUT TIP BITCHES TIP!

Ok...went to a lovely PotLuck dinner at a friends house! So nice...I told my Mom today that it feels good to be 1700 miles away from my whole family and still feel like I fit in on holidays! Hell, it's just nice to feel like you fit somewhere period!

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Saturday, April 8th, 2006
4:37 pm
Oh shit! I just remembered!!

It's my 1 year anniversary of living in L.A.!!

Happy Anniversary ME!!!!

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4:35 pm
and yes, Danielle it's almost as long as one of yours! So here's to you! even if you didn't come to High School the other night! YOU SUCK! :) BTW, the last person that didn't pass out left at 7am! Our parties rock!

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4:18 pm - Gorgeous Day!
YAY! I love today! My first Saturday off in ages! I'm finally NOT sick for the first time in a week. I had a lunch date. It's not raining! I LOVE TODAY!

I got uber sick on Monday...called in and everything, fever, chills, aches, congestion, and the list goes on! It POURED both Monday and Tuesday and I stayed in bed most of those two days. I did get out for a bit on Tue. night because I went stir crazy. I went to Ameoba Music...Damn that place is not good. It sucks me in and I end up spending money I shouldn't on music. As if I don't have enough! but I met a guy, yes while I was sober...I know hard to believe!

Wednesday I went to my friend Rachel's after going to Best Buy to get a Wirless card so that I can actually do things like this in my own room in a NON-Virus infected computer. Then my roommate Jaime called and said that our other roommate Zach wanted for us to go to Fiesta Cantina. I was all I'm not sure I've not been feeling well, OK I'll go! Yep! It was so much fun! Roommate Time Rocked!

Thursday we didn't go to M.J.'s as is our custom. I had a breaker shift and got off early so I asked Gregg if he wanted to go to La Piazza for a drink, and he's all yes...so to say the least a few glasses of wine at La Piazza and I was on my way home, or so I thought. I got all the way to La Brea and Gregg calls..."Hey, do you wanna go to Old Coast?" and I'm all hesitantly say "uhhh yes." Three pitchers of beer later it's bar time! Yep, ugly lights and all! I'm such an alcoholic!

Friday...I worked lunch, far from profitable, but it was a good easy day. Then I went to see my friend Kristy Kruger play at Genghis Cohen! LOVE HER! Then went to hang out at the old apartment for a bit, catch up on gossip, etc.

Saturday...had a date...yes...a date! A sober, in the daylight, quick date ;)...It was nice for a change! He's a nice guy. Not sure if I'm really into him, but He's nice! Ah...first date in YEARS!!! I know hard to believe but true! yay! Now, I really have nothing to do, so I'm hanging around my house playing on the internet when I should be working on my script rewrite or something like that...maybe laundry? enjoying the gorgeous day...but no, inside...on the comp. Love my life :)

current mood: bouncy

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Monday, March 27th, 2006
9:22 pm
Happy Monday everyone!

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Sunday, March 26th, 2006
9:23 pm
Ok...the cleanse...did a nice 4.5 days on it! Totally can tell a difference in my body...Now just keeping it healthy and exercising more!!! I'm done being fat and unhappy! So, that's the new me!

I went out last night with my friend Gregg! Had a blast! It was so fun! I got tore up! but I saw Nick fro Project Runway and it's was cracking my shit up...I walked by him and overheard him saying "Santino is the devil!" I just about busted out! Tooo funny...and then today Daniel Franco came in to eat! I love L.A.!

Wow...This is the life let me tell you!

current mood: cheerful

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Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
6:50 pm
It's day 4 on my Master Cleanse...Yeah...I'm doing well! but I think I'm only going to go for 5 days. 10 is a little too daunting! Not super hungry...but I have moments!

Anyway! can't really think of anything to say now...but I'll write more later!

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Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006
12:04 pm - It was Taradise!!
Yeah! My star struck moments continue! Tara Reid came in to my restaurant last night! It was kind of cool. She looked good...ok...

Anyhow...Day 3 of the Master Cleanse! Doing a lot better than I thought I would! Still going to try to make it to day 5! Don't feel real hungry yet. I had moments yesterday!

A bunch of us went to M.J.'s last night! It was really fucking cool! I had a great time! I didn't even drink...the only thing is that it was so damn crowded! Some hot, hot, hot men!!!

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Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
11:17 am
Good morning star-shine, my stomach says hello!!!

I could eat a whole school yard of children today! LOL...Fried, diced, fricasseed, au jus!! wow!

Happy day you 4 friends of mine!

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Monday, March 20th, 2006
9:33 pm
Uh...Ok...this shit is horrible...it's the cayenne pepper! Spicy Lemonade...YICK. I'm not sure I'll be able to drink this stuff for 3 to 5 days. LOL...I was going to leave it at 3 but I must be optimistic!

It's been raining for most of the day today, which has gotten me a bit melencholy (however you spell it, a writer who can't spell!). I've been thinking how I feel like I've totally missed a few seasons. It's weird! But, obviously I haven't. I spoke with a friend today from high school, which in it's sef is stange. He's all married and has kids and shit! I can't even imagine if I would have gotten married and had kids. I'm not even sure I can imagine having them period! But we also used to be in church together, but he's totally cool now, I was nervous about talking to him seeing as how we were so heavily involved in church. I was sure he'd be all judging, but not at all! It was really cool. He's got a seriously strong Texas accent going on. I know I did at one time...but I kept thinking...did I really ever sound that hick!

I can't wait to get my screenplay sold! Things are in the works, but why do these Hollywood people have to take so long just to call you or when you follow up, they're all, "uh...yeah...we haven't gotten around to it yet!" I do understand that they have lives and stuff and there are more pressing matters on their plates!!! BUT COME ON!!! LOL, I'm ready! Let's make it happen!!!

Well, well, well! Off to drink more spicy lemonade...YIKES!!!

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2:45 pm
Today I started a detox...yes...the Master Cleanse!!! and It's only almost three and Holy Shit! Literally! LMAO...I'm wondering how I'll be able to go on with my life this week if it works this way all week. 5 Days...and this whole food commercials make me hungry.

Damn! I'm gonna look hot!

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Sunday, March 19th, 2006
6:37 pm
You know...there are some perks to being a server in Los Angeles. I mean, it's true, most people believe that a %10-%15 tip is a good tip. (It's not...%20's a good start!) And there are heaps of tourists that are SUPER HIGH MAINTENCE!! but there are celebrities...and the one's I've been getting or that have come in recently are seriously great! David Spade...great guy...comes in at least once a week LIKES HIS JACK! :) Kathy Bates! Whom I adore, comes in quite often, she reminds me a bit of me mum! Rachel McAdams came in yester day and is such a SWEETHEART!!!

I know that I've been here for a year and all, and I'm supposed to be used to seeing Celebrities, and to a great extent I am, but it's still fun and weird. I almost plummeted into Misha Barton on the sidewalk last week and did plumet into Raven Simone when I first moved here! "Ohhhh...I'm so sorry!!" LOL

It's still weird! I love it and I don't think I'm weird and all when I wait on them but it's cool!

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Saturday, March 18th, 2006
9:43 pm
Why does anxiety, sometimes, just sneak up and bite you on the butt? I'm just wondering. So I'm having a great day, things are going smoothly and I'm having a good day at work, which happens so rarely mind you, and then...for some reason I start talking to my tables in an accent and tell them I'm Australian. I know I have a very good Australian accent most of the time, but for some reason I started to feel very insecure about it! Which sucks! Anyhow! I speak in an Aussie accent lots and here I am doing it again, but this time just starting to get anxious??? Why? It's CRAZY! I'm just having fun...just a grand old time you know and I get neurotic! God, that rears it's evil head up again! I thought that I had managed to whittle most of that out of my being! I really did! but apparently it has sprouted heads from roots that I'd left in! So now, I'm even feeling neurotic about writing this...I mean not many people I know even read this anymore...seriously! It's ridiculous!

On a happier note! Had a blast the last two days! The pre-St. Patrick's Day Celebration, which I drank more on was Thursday...starting right after work...6ish and ending at Bar Time! HOLY SHIT!! Seriously did it up right! So I'm thinking that the actual St. Patrick's day I'm going to lay low. I worked and then came home to take a short (30 min) nap! Nice...Gregg calls at 8ish...go to dinner with us...Yeah...ok...dinner...In the car we firmly decide that we're not staying out until Bar Time, as it would surely be a bad idea given the night before, so we decide on 1:00am. Acceptable seeing as how it's St. Patty's Day right? Yeah...needless to say Bar Time Rolls around and the lights come up, cockroaches scurry away, bar trash scurry even quicker. We, we just stay there talking and laughing until they KICK US OUT!! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that's me. Bar Time Queen!

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Sunday, February 26th, 2006
6:35 pm - HEY YOU GUYS!
Ok, so it seems like I get a post about once a month! Pretty pathetic eh? but anyhoo! I'm in process of packing to move...heading to the edge of Hollywood! Whooo Hooo! So excited about the part where my rent is $225 cheaper than now!!! Tiny, tiny room, but YAY....CHEAP!! I love cheap, especially in Los Angeles, seeing as how it RARELY happens!

Still at the Cheese...Yick! Hating it! But things are looking up on the selling my script side of things!!! Bring on the money baby!

Anyway! That's all I have for now!

Cheers Everyone!

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Friday, December 16th, 2005
7:53 pm - just a quick pop in!
Hey everyone! I know it's been a while! but I'm so addicted to MySpace! and I just forget about my LJ...although I still LOVE LJ!

anyway...I'm still, after almost a year trying to get used to seeing Celebrities all the time...it's just weird! Mandy Moore was a few booths over from me at Swinger's the other night...Kathy Bates came in twice and remembered my name! Saw Keri Russel, Amy Lee, and Amanda Bynes at Barne's and Noble...It's just weird! I love it!

So, new things...I hate my job! That's not so new! Same shit different town...LA tippers SUCK! well, the one's I've been coming in contact with. It's less than 10 days away from Christmas and I haven't bought ANYTHING for my family, still trying to pay my bills! and This shit sucks!
I'm hopefully going to have a new job after the New Year!

I'm talking to Charlize Theron's Manager about getting her to host my Charity event I'm putting together called Breast Fest*LA and I'm stoked about that! now if I can just get Sarah Mclachlan or someone to commit too!

Well!! Other than Cheese and bills everything in my life ROCKS! I'm getting my script into a friends hands who LOVES finding money for projects like this, I also just might have the opportunity to get it into Steven Soderbergs hands, and possiblly Joss Wheadon!!! YEAH!!! Fingers crossed for a GREAT OPTION! or SUPER SELLING PRICE! or getting to make it and direct it! Either would rock!

Well...chat to you later...off to care for a sick friend!

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Monday, October 31st, 2005
12:56 pm
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!!!
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Yes...I'm Robert Smith of the Cure!!! Isn't it perfect! That was me Friday for this super cool party in Santa Monica where I knew absolutely nobody besides the two girls I went with! (Big Pimpin')! But I had a super blast!

Tonight...it's Halloween in West Hollywood! :D I'll post a pic or two from that tomorrow!!!

Whoooo Hooo!!!! I fucking LOVE HALLOWEEN!

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Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
10:04 pm - Congratulations! It's a SCRIPT!!!!
Well, after only two weeks and two days! I finished the first draft of my script! I'm so totally excited!!! I go tomorrow to register it with the guild and the shopping will commence! One of my friends was all, you should try to get it to Joss Wheadon...WHOM I LOVE!! (Buffy...you know!) and I realised that I know a girl who's boyfriend's roomate is Joss' brother. Ok...so my script isn't funny, witty, but it is Vampire! YAY!...if you didn't already know...I have a Vamp fetish! Thus the profile pic most of the time!

On other happier notes...I'm having a bit of Acid Refucks right now! YICK!

Yippie!

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